Crankster Gangster

Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof

Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

Fare Crapshoot

An attempt to ask people on a bus that only accepts change to break one dollar bills so that you can pay the fare.

"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."

by tyankou December 22, 2009

nat-cranst

a really cool person with a whole lotta banter

that kid is nat-cranst

by natcranst May 11, 2010

Piss Crapsian

When fans of the musical group known as "Phish" dislike the band playing Prince Caspian live, they call it "Piss Crapsian"

Dude, they just had to play "Piss Crapsian" to close the 1st set. So yeah man, I just went to get in line early for a PBR.

by VTHomeslice July 9, 2012

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018