When you're in a store that doesn't allow pets, but you covertly sneak your Poodle Fefe in with you.
Store security: "What's in the bag sir ?"
Me:"Just my Covfefe" *Bag growls*
Store security: "alright have a nice day"
Me:"Just my Covfefe" *Bag growls*
Store security: "alright have a nice day"
by Michael The Mad June 5, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Gridiron Dragon May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A clusterfuck of seven letters randomly fused together to conclude a tweet that was doomed from the moment the author tapped the "compose tweet" icon. The word originated just after midnight on May 31st, 2017, from the phone of a small-handed Oompa Loompa who was attempting to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. However, the man's small hands were still sticky from a late night pussy grabbing spree, and because women allow men to grab them by the pussy (or do anything, whatever they want) when they're stars, they became especially wet when he grabbed them. The combination of female fluids on his fingers, the orange spray paint that was slowly melting off his skin and onto his phone's screen and the famously small hands from which the tweet originated likely contributed to the word's birth.
by Michael Hammond May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Barry DeBeers May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. /kəv-fē-fē/
verb
The sound which is usually made by a sub-species of humans called Frump (scientific name: 'incompetus arrogantus') when angered or feeling threatened. Known for their distinct features such as wig-like hair, orange colored skin and sphincter shaped lips, these creatures can usually be found on the golf courses of the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida. One must observe caution when approaching a Frump in their natural habitat. Several accounts of it grabbing unsuspecting females by their genitalia while confefeing when angered or during mating season have been reported throughout the Mar-a-Lago estate.
verb
The sound which is usually made by a sub-species of humans called Frump (scientific name: 'incompetus arrogantus') when angered or feeling threatened. Known for their distinct features such as wig-like hair, orange colored skin and sphincter shaped lips, these creatures can usually be found on the golf courses of the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida. One must observe caution when approaching a Frump in their natural habitat. Several accounts of it grabbing unsuspecting females by their genitalia while confefeing when angered or during mating season have been reported throughout the Mar-a-Lago estate.
by JBNEWYORK June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement. You guys are idiots. He signed it into law on december 6th of last year. Not even joking. There is a covfefe law. We are going to overthrow your wicked system and you are all going to sleep through it. You should have taken this more seriously. You should have listened when people said there were problems in society. You swiped left or whichever direction signals apathy. Relax, we mean to protect you even though you were too dumb to get it done on your own. I don't imagine any of you will get this for a few months but I will just say watch out for disinformation!
The COVFEFE Act was created to remove the ability of twitter to shadowban the president by making his tweets a matter of the official record and therefore blocking them would be a crime.
by GrandKek January 17, 2018
Get the Covfefemug. Trump on Twitter: fake news and bad media covfefe
*Trump turns to Mike Pence*
Trump: They'll never figure out what that really means
*Trump turns to Mike Pence*
Trump: They'll never figure out what that really means
by Daffy the Duck June 4, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.