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Consolisation

The phenomenon in which all games are being dumbed down (ruined) for the games console industry so the people who have consoles (console fags) may play these big titles.
Crysis 2 was to be a good game, now it won't be due to it being consolised.
Operation Flashpoint, Morowind, Oblivion... the list keeps growing. Al these games could have been better if they hadn't undergone Consolisation
by dixeh December 13, 2010
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Carson

Goddamnit the most badass person I have ever met, not to be gay but also a very romantic person, has a exotic choice of words in speech but perfectly fitting and serves everyone. Smooth with any situation. But on the other side, he also has a soft caring side when he has to take care for his baby sister. Best mother fucking friend ever had, available for assistance anytime needed.

And I guess he's relatively attractive? According to all the girls who can't stop talking about them.
Dude1: Hey man Carson is such a BAMF.
Dude2: Ah hell yea, man Carson kicks anybody's ass.
by VictorEisenhower November 25, 2011
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Ben Carson

A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
If Ben Carson wins the 2016 election, I'm leaving this planet.
by qwoke March 29, 2016
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Consolation Wife

The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
by Hatch240 March 30, 2011
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Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best
by panthom July 5, 2019
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Carson

A masculine name that means

son of Carr or in Gaelic means, “Stone”. People mistakenly name their daughter, Carson, because it sounds feminine unknownly to them it being a masculine name.
Common uses:
Hi, I’m Carson.
Or
Hello, I’m Carson.
by Fujirose April 22, 2018
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carson king

this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
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