Concert

Standing in one spot for hours and paying for it

I wasted money on a concert tht lasts in memory

by Gracie Paul February 15, 2017

concerned

A Half-Life 2 comic based on the events of Half-Life 2. It began Sunday, May 1st, 2005 by Chris Livingston. The main character is Gordon Frohman, based off of Gordon Freeman.

Gangsta 1: Damn bitch I heard about this site called hlcomic.com
Gangsta 2: The fuck it called?
Gangsta 1:HLCOMIC! its about this really stupid person named Gordon Frohman and there's tons of comics.
Gangsta 2:Damn bitch why didn't you tell me that before.
Gangsta 1: Well sometimes i call it concerned but who give a shiznit homie?
Gangta 1: Damn bitch I did now move out muh way homie.

by Dave A. Sparrow July 26, 2006

Concerned Patient

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.

Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!

by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010

Cockeria

noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.

Jack - "Hey Jill, where are you headed?"

Jill - "To the cockeria up the hill, I'm so hungry!"

by heyitshank January 7, 2011

Concert Dial

When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!

I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".

by Just-in-case November 5, 2011

Concert Blue Balls

When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.

I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.

by Seabass391 January 2, 2015

Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.

Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.

by yerduae February 1, 2015