This is one smelly mother fucker. He’s the type of person that sweats sitting in class. Not to mention that for whatever reason people named Colby tend to have Mother’s with large breasts. He struggles talking to girls but has no problem talking to boys. Be careful boys, if you have a friend named Colby, he might want to be more than friends.
by Dart Ripper 6969 June 10, 2019
Get the Colbymug. by LovedBoat March 19, 2021
Get the Colbymug. Run! Colby is here! He's a fucking asshole.
by abadacadema January 16, 2024
Get the Colbymug. by OHB All Day May 13, 2024
Get the The Colby Cheesemug. by redneck24 November 21, 2017
Get the colbymug. Colby is absolutely amazing. Colby is sexy and hot and the finest man alive. Colby has the biggest dick around and could steal your girl AND your man. If you hurt Colby or his friends you are dead. Colby is so sweet and kind but will screw you over in seconds if he feels necessary. He is such a fine man. I live for Colby.
Boy 1) “omg look thats Colby! he is so sexy!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
by Viktor Loves Colby April 18, 2022
Get the Colbymug. Colby is an absolute pedophile that has no life. Usually lonely, a “Colby” has divorced parents that hate him. Also, a “Colby” might have a huge interest in a sport, but sucks at all of them. Someone like this also hits on any girl that smiles at him.
“Oh man, that guy just got beat up, must be a Colby”.
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
by TheWiseOn3 April 7, 2020
Get the Colbymug.