cockelhead

someone who is a dick head

you are a cockelhead.

by alan t December 26, 2002

Cockectomy

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

by General Jack April 15, 2009

cockatoot

Dick Farts

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!

by Bichee July 13, 2021

sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

small cocked roach

loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.

I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!

by trannypornlover December 29, 2010

hot cocked

The act of eating a hot pepper before giving a blow job. When said cock is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot.

My girlfriend totally hot cocked me last night! I had to put my dick in milk for ten minutes.

by Chuck215 April 22, 2014