Skip to main content

Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)
In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.
by Dagu33 March 26, 2019
mugGet the Clusterfuckery mug.

cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)
J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"
by RedLead April 12, 2006
mugGet the cluster fuck mug.
Related Words

clush

It is a slang word for when a women ejaculates, and it rolls down her leg and drips off her big toe.
Man 01 "Dude you suck!"
Man 02 "Oh go drink your mums clush out of your dads eybrow!"
by Falkinor May 29, 2004
mugGet the clush mug.

clussy fever

A severe, crippling illness with symptoms such as heart palpitations, unexplained erections, and uncontrollable cartoonish panting, brought on by extreme infatuation with sexy clown girls; originating from a viral 2022 Ace Attorney parody video by YouTube animator Speedoru.
Peyton and Chris were overtaken by the thralls of clussy fever upon googlingclown girl hentai”, and were bedridden for months.
by Captain_atomix June 27, 2022
mugGet the clussy fever mug.

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!
by J_P June 20, 2004
mugGet the overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck mug.

clusp

To Clusp: to hold both boobs (pre-ferably medium sized) in one hand, whilst in the spoons position, with a glint and a cheeky rye smile.
" I had a soft, comforting clusp of her boobs last night, with my big, veiny, horny arm after shagging each other stupid, numerous times!"
by Stinky Pete and Babs September 1, 2009
mugGet the clusp mug.

Cluster Fuck

Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.

Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.
Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."

Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."
by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010
mugGet the Cluster Fuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email