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Playing me too close 

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.
The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”

very very close friend 

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.
K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...
very very close friend by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

You close 

When someone asks if you are close
“Ah fuck yeah. You close? You close?”
You close by Alexisxxoxx July 29, 2020

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

getting close 

When you are a girl or boy start having feelings but are not to certain of a relationship
Hey me and this girl are GETTING CLOSE !
getting close by Big duck 101 October 29, 2017

crystal close 

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.
"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."
crystal close by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010