Facebook spring cleaning

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning

friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

by larryf`12 February 28, 2009

clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

by Spook5129 August 4, 2009

Clean House

Literal definition: Cleaning a dirty house/home.

Figurative definition: Getting rid of unwanted baggage in one's life, such as bad "friends" or fake people.

Literal:

"My house is so dirty!"
"Looks like you need to clean house!"

Figurative:

"That girl is such a bad friend and not worth my time."
"Girl, it's time to clean house!!"

by highschoolneverends July 28, 2009

Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.

by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009

Cevan

A person with a power level over 9000 that can fly and fuck shix up. Can also be used to describe anything that causes massive damage to their opponents over a long distance.

"Hey can you pass me the sniper rifle?" "YOu mean the cevan?"

by 4rt3m15 December 5, 2012

clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.

"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"

by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007

clean and jerk

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010