A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.
Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.
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Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
by Lunafish May 14, 2011
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by doc hargrove August 16, 2006
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I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 13, 2011
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Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!
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