Gibside chair lift

When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top

Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

by Craiglang May 9, 2022

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

view from the burger chair

when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.

one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.

by lastyearsnewyear December 26, 2009

blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

The term used to describe the condition, whereby one experiences the sensation of falling suddenly, akin to falling back on a chair, as a result of nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) You know what I'm talking about.

by Gung Ho! September 2, 2010

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016