The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

by Lotus69 April 17, 2014

Cinderella Belly

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.

John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

candle holder

A guy or girl facilitating the romance between a couple during a date; The Instigator of Love.

Shonda and Steve were begining to like each other. Shonda's friend Lisa wanted to be the candle holder for their first date.

by Ryyann June 20, 2007

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007

candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

by ihunt4bieber January 26, 2010

Cinder Block

A basketball player who takes a shot that is so awful that "brick" doesn't due it justice. Rather it is a "Cinder Block".

Context: Playground basketball game

Big Dawg: "TJ please stop firing up those bricks!"

Diesel: "Man brick doesn't even begin to describe how bad those shots were. Those are Cinder Blocks!"

by Jonathan Mozenter (aka. The Professor) May 6, 2004

cinderella fuck

When you fuck a girl, then steal one of her shoes.

I cinderella fucked that girl from the bar last night... and her loafer smells like fish.

by Bobby Mathis July 23, 2007