chickenshits influenza

Virus that spreads easily but is too afraid to manifest.

1. I have the chickenshits influenza and I'm afraid to manifest my destiny.

2. I'm so sick with chickenshit influenza that I can never tell my boss the real plan. I'll just spread it through daily contact with coworkers.

by tieganluv January 15, 2010

chickens foot

When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.

I did a chickens foot the other day.

by ALARGEPHALLUS May 31, 2016

two chickens

The shrewdest, stingiest and lowest price you could ever bargain with.

Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!

by BakedBroodle November 10, 2011

Ghetto Checkers

Ghetto Checkers is a form of checkers that uses cardboard, cheap plastic, and paint. Ghetto Checkers is usually played in its origin location, the Ghetto otherwise known as a "black" or bad neighborhood.

I like to play Ghetto Checkers when I'm bored

by Pixel Knight April 22, 2021

that's a lot of chickens

what kids say when they see ducks at 10pm

"that's a lotta chickennns"

"ducks mate ducks
nah that's a lot of chickens!!!!

by I'm a doctor97 October 15, 2018

Chicker

A variation on the name for a blood-sucking parasitic arthropod, known as a chigger. Refers to a woman who gets under your skin or into your bed and sucks you dry in any applicable way.

That dumb chicker, she is sucking the life out of me!

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

clickers

The dried-up turd nuggets that remain attached to one's anal hair when one does not procede with proper wipeing. Not to be mistaken with bogg-roll residue.

Dude. I WOULD have, but that cunt had clickers all 'round her rear-end !

by Clockwork Nic June 21, 2007