Chef's Piss

Instead of Chef's kiss for perfection. It's Chef's Piss for absolutely garbage.

The food was completely chef's piss! It was disgusting!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

Gustavo Chef

Gustavo chef/cook
- someone who can't cook or someone who is horrible at cooking in general

Gus is a Gustavo chef, he can't even cook chicken properly.

by mr.gustavo May 26, 2023

Chef Jef

1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.

2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.

3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.

4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.

1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.

2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!

3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!

4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.

by Chef Jeff! April 9, 2023

Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.

‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’

by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018

Yes Chef!

A gleeful, sarcastic response used to mock an authority figure giving unreasonable instructions or non-constructive feedback.

Meatbag: What are you waiting for? That tank isn't going to stab itself to death with a butter knife!
Respondent: Yes Chef!

Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!

by F.A.S. November 23, 2022

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021