The JP celebration.

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.

I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.

by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010

celebaphobia

Also: Hyposexuality
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.

Man, that guy acts like he's got celebaphobia!

by Gravitron March 12, 2005

Celebrashun

The act of celebrating a departure of one recently shunned, esp. rolling of the eyes, a gleeful jig, and/or deep exhalations followed by rude gestures in the direction of said outcast.

After being verbally beaten to the point of emotional scarring, the kid stalked off.
"Celebrashun time!" I said.

by crazygreat November 12, 2007

Celbow

Celbow occurs when one is using a cellular phone and his or her elbow becomes painfully stiff from lack of movement. This is a common occurrence in teens and young adults, especially those feeling particularly infatuated by a new relationship, thus spending more time on the phone.

Justin- "Man, my elbow is SO sore, man!"

Phil- "You've been talking to that girl for over four hours- you have 'Celbow!'"

Justin- "Damn."

by a_brimmer April 12, 2009

celebratable

Worthy of or cause for celebration or festivities

Insisted reunion must be celebratable.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009

Celebretarded

A condition that exists for those with minimal or no knowledge of celebrity gossip, news, or other information pertaining to the personal lives of actors/actresses, musicians, athletes, politicians, and other famous personalities.

"How could you not know Tom Cruise is a scientologist???? You're so celebretarded!"

by larrythelifter November 3, 2011