CeliBait

(v) or (n) the act of intentionally giving the false appearance that you are Celibate and Abstaining from sexual activity for the express purpose of luring an attractive woman of good moral fiber to want to have sex with you. This act is believed to accomplish two primary objectives:

1) allow the Woman to lower her defenses, having deemed you to be of no threat to her sexuality

2) Create an alluring challenge to the Woman, whose own animal instincts tell her that she must "show you the ropes" sexually

This particular act is considered a "long term" courting, but if done correctly yields a great prize, the unblemished sexual experience of a lifetime!

Pitfalls to this action can be complete and absolute sexual frustration, sprinkled with a slight bit of disdain or Long Term Commitment, in worst case scenarios.

Uses as a verb:
Guy 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: I am going to church tonight with this smoking, Hot chick named Mandy. I am having to CeliBait her so that I can get into those panties!!!

Guy 1: Ahh, is it worth all the effort?
Guy 2: No...But it will be when I'm tappin' that Ass!

by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011

celebritard

a celebrity that acts like a retard

Sebastion Bach is a celebritard

by Sporkonio November 9, 2008

celebrityism

Our culture's following of celebrities and caring about the stuff that they do. This is the reason that things such as the divorce of Kim Kardashian, and the the things that celebrities wear day to day, are featured as top articles on many websites.

Here is an example of celebrityism:

"I just read an article about how Justin Bieber got a new haircut."

"Send me the link"

"No need, just go to Yahoo, and it'll be the top article."

by Mishae October 31, 2011

Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.

"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.

by Tdog13 April 7, 2010

Celebrity

A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken

by mrxskull July 9, 2013

celebritarian

Media people who emerge during international disasters asking for donations, playing the lead rôle in Guilting for Dollars.

George Clooney is a good person who makes decent movies. But one more celebritarian move & I'm taking all his titles off my NetFlix queue.

by juke of url January 19, 2010

Celebritism

Celebritism is a lifestyle on wants to achieve, a lifestyle portrayed in media. Includes, spending lots of money, going on fad diets, and hurting people to get their face in the cameras shot.

Some people hide the fact that they are Celebritist, because of their schemes to get themselves famous.
But some openly admit, it through song, action, and word.
Some people (like me) consider the form of open Celebritism a good thing.

Britney Flickinger (Paris Hilton's my new BFF Season 1 winner) had a serious case of Celebritism, the kind where you hide it for your own agenda. She had it so bad she was willing to lie to Paris Hilton, and all the other castmates to win.

Lady Gaga, is now very famous but in her songs, she mentions, fame, sex, and alcohol, 3 main ingredients of a Celebritists' diet.

by Tom Ruem October 18, 2009