Cawfee

It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.

1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 5, 2021

Cawmie

Commie in a Bush accent.

Dayum dem Cawmies and dat Jawn Kyry!!!!!!!!!1

by Downvoting Victim February 15, 2005

cawkatoo

An alternative spelling for "cockatoo" (a bird). See cawk

"look at that cawkatoo over there"

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Cawgines

When a person large amounts of weed and or shrooms

Shit bitch, yo momma cawgined my shit like a turtle on crack

by Haywood Jablomi November 28, 2003

cawdeen

pronounced: "Caw-deeeen"

Used to point out that someone has just been made a fool of, or has been proven wrong.

billy: "What's that smell..?"

susie: "It's yo breff bitch, so shut yo mowff!!"

chris: "Oooohh!! Cawdeen!!"

by white_rabbit August 18, 2006

cawleen

to have nutealla all over your face

Clark: Dude, what the fuck is he doing?
John: He is pulling a cawleen, man.
Joe: *Puts nutella all over his face*
Clark: No homo.

by devour! February 19, 2009

cawipe

to use a cat as toilet paper

the roll was out so i had to cawipe

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009