Caucfro

The kind of afro that white people have.

Guy 1: "Dude, nice caucfro."
Guy 2: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Guy 1: "You know, your hair. 'Cause you're from caucfrica!"

by The Prohaskinator December 21, 2009

What in Caucasian

A phrase referring to a person of non color doing something defined as "white".

Jim wore crocks with socks to work today. Jim is white.
Jim walks into work, and the first thing he hears is: "What in Caucasian?!"

by Lil 40oz July 5, 2018

Caucasian

Cau-ca-sian (kô-k zh n, -k zh n). adj. a.Of or relating to a race of parasitic, vicious humanoid pale skinned mammals known for the mass murdering of other human families, wildlife, plantlife, and poisoning of a planet's food, water, and air supply. b. A class of people with a propensity for distorting history and stealing the identity of other human families. c. The only race solely classified as American on a job application.

James Peterson told Tyrone that caucasians are superior and that he need to recognize his betters or else black people will be picking cotton again.

by Azemra September 1, 2012

caucasian snerp n derp

a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.

guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"

guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"

guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"

by derper44 February 23, 2011

caucasity

when a caucasian person has the audacity to say random fuck shit in public.

"Martha had the caucasity to say n---a in Walgreens."

by toasterwaffle May 20, 2020

Caucablasian

noun, adj. 1. a person of mixed Caucasian, African, and Asian heritage 2. possessing said heritage.

Synonymous with Caublasian, but significantly more amusing to say.

"I cockblocked myself that night by putting a pillow between me and my beloved Caucablasian."

"It sounds like someone who repeatedly cockblocks himself. Probably due to the Asian influence."

by 7h3 D3n0m1n470r November 21, 2009

Cauckie

A racial slur used to describe ethnic Caucasians.

Fuck that cauckie ass hoogie white motha fucka

by MeLiosKa April 21, 2010