cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome

She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey

by Rachel December 10, 2004

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007

Captain Price dat Hoe

(In Reference to the Captain Price in Call of Duty 4)
When you do a bitch, and you weren't satisfied, so the next morning you call in a Air Strike on her house/condo/apartment.

Shit holmes! Here come the Gunships, that guys gonna Captain Price dat Hoe across the street!

by Captain Price Himself March 21, 2008

Plate Captain

Slang for waiter, as used by Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Hand me the rap-rod, plate captain"

by Me April 9, 2004

Captain Poopypants

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Captain Tractor

Celtic rock band from Halifax.
Quite possibly the best Canadian band.

I listened to Captain Tractor yesterday, and now I can't stop listening. It's so bad, it's awesome.

by Camradal November 30, 2003