by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.
"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."
by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016
by Shanisa November 16, 2021
Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
by SketchB10 January 13, 2012
This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
by Invalyd January 13, 2019
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”
Alright calm down John
Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022