Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.
After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.
by Mitch Cumstein January 24, 2005
Get the butt coffee mug.The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.
Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.
by Connor Smith August 14, 2007
Get the coffee mug.Related Words
Caffee
• Caffeeding
• Caffeening
• Caffeeps
• coffee
• caffeine
• coffee bean
• coffee beaner
• Coffee Bitch
• coffee table
"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii.
"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.
Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.
Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
by concupy August 6, 2009
Get the Coffee mug.a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.
You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.
by kmpistol July 16, 2009
Get the my coffee mug.by kirsti July 11, 2004
Get the coffee mug.The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)
In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010
Get the Maine Roasters Coffee mug.Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.
Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.
Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.
Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.
Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.
You fucking caffer.
I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.
I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.
by JohnCarr September 9, 2006
Get the Caffer mug.