battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

Butlered

To fail at something so badly in the big moment, that it causes incredible shame and embarrassment. (See Butler Bulldogs in 2011 NCAA Men's Championship Game)

Dude, don't butler when you try to get to third base with your girl.

Krista completely butlered her entrance, and walked right into the sliding glass door.

by ricklop April 24, 2011

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

bustered a Gasket

Means to have an orgasm while you're having a shit

Oh! I Bustered a Gasket on Toby!

by Unfolding folds June 1, 2016

Butterdoodle

When the person eats butter and then "whack off" and get butter on there penis

I whacked off earlier and now I have a butterdoodle

by Randy good time February 28, 2017

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Battered Sausage

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)

me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it

by battered sausage man April 24, 2010