I'll be buggered by a bear

An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport

Steven: Well I'll be buggered by a bear! I had no idea!

by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010

Bugger

An exclamation made following a disappointment

This dress is too tight. "Bugger!"
or
I just trod in dog poo. "Bugger!"

by Krishna January 6, 2004

Buggertits

a humerous exclamation of dissapointment. for use in non serious context, or for lightening the mood

girl: i need to talk to you
boy: what about?
girl: im pregnant
boy: Buggertits!!!
girl: hehe, doesnt seem so bad now

by Thomis_waterdog October 12, 2008

sugar bugger

Crack cocaine.

Man, that girl looks bad.. She must be on that sugar bugger.

by Babygirl_Kat June 22, 2016

Bloody bugger

When you have kids around and they are annoying you, you call them a bloody bugger as it means violent arse rape

“Jimmy stop that right now you bloody bugger”

by Slayerquary31 September 24, 2019

bugger

to sodomize

Big John, the altar boy, buggered the priest.

by Harley September 25, 2002

turd burgler

One who burgles turds.

"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."

by Anonymous July 12, 2003