Bryce Harper

Philadelphia Philthies outfielder who wears Number 3, because he ain't worth Number Two.

Bryce Harper left 2 men on base in the top of the 4th inning when he hit a line drive into the shift

by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

Bryce Harper

A sexy right fielder for the saxy ass phillies

Damn Bryce Harper is so sexy along with the phillies.

by Dagoatfam April 10, 2019

Bryce

Someone who likes to commit beastiality with small dogs

“Keep Bryce away from my dog”

by Dogprotector April 21, 2019

brocel

Brocel is a fellow brother of the Reddit incel community. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgins who are repulsive to the eyes and ears. Brocels are known to have massive fat fucking chodes that normally can’t fit into the average woman’s vagina, and they normally jack off at least 5 times a day to gay hentai and have a minimum of 3 anime waifu body pillow in their home. Brocels often spend their time on Reddit expressing their miserable, dateless lives still under the same room with their mom who plays Bingo at the local recreational center on Saturday-Sunday, and staring in the mirror to find a massive fucking 10-head (huge fucking Neanderthal looking forehead) that they will never get rid of. If you see these motherfuckers in the street...run.

“You dude did you see that fat fucking Reddit brocel in the corner of the McDonalds?”

“Yeah, this motherfucker is really crying his ass out and hugging an anime body pillow, the fuck.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

Bryce frede

This is the name of a legend, many call him an urban myth, he has 150 confirmed kills. Able to love a woman so well she will tell her friends and leave her man just for him.

Bryce frede the man, the myth, the legend

by Elmothesnowking February 26, 2017

Bryce

Bryce a guy who seems quiet at first but when you get to meet him he is a big laughter and joker and is always happy. But watch out because when he gets mad theirs no changing his mood unless you can make him laugh. He is a great friend and will always have your back know matter what. Bryce is usually a baseball player with blond hair and blue or brown eyes.

Ex: That guy he quiet but I always see him laughing with his friends huh must be a Bryce

by a good writer November 10, 2018

dirty brycen

when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.

by woahnicecockbro April 25, 2020