Broadstock

A massive lover of sweaty, mind blowing cock. commonly known as 'Broadcock' , but dont be fooled, He has a tiny shlong.

#1 i accidently went on gay porn last night

#2 you serious?
#1 yeah, i saw this guy....biggest broadstock ive ever seen.

by misohorney October 17, 2009

BroadlandHighSchool

A type of school where everybody who attends are absolute wankers. The general style for a BHS student is crop tops, Nike and losing your virginty at the age of 13.

Wow! You're still a virgin? A bit late don't you think at 14...
Do you like my new adidas hoodie that looks exactly the same as all the other ones a bought?
BroadlandHighSchool? That's the one where all the rich idiots go right?

by faithaliciousxx September 25, 2016

Broadside

Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.

Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.

Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’

Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’

by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018

Alpha Broad

Any female with the mentality that they are the final say in any situation. Some are well educated and feel this education gives them an air of superiority. Often times their thinking is that you are inferior and must take a submissive role to their being. Commonly referred to within many circles as "stuck up, bitches, self centered, morally centered bitches, self serving and more.

Ann just won't listen to another persons opinion, she thinks she is the only answer, she is a total "Alpha Broad"

by cantstandher March 25, 2010

choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

brobdingnagian

A really big character in the book Gulliver's Travels. They are 60+ foot tall humans, and everything in their land is 10x bigger than things in the regular person world. It makes a guy jealous to think that these Brobdingnagians have 80 inch long penises, and boobs 60 inches across, etc.

Brobdingnagians are the only beings with bigger penises than I have.

by Spike-O February 13, 2004

BOBD

Abreviation for boulevard of broken dreams, a Green Day song.

BOBD is the 4th song on american idiot.

by Crazefoot May 15, 2005