Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"
by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011
Get the Jewmes Bondmug. Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.
Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
by rswamy February 8, 2022
Get the James Bondmug. A great baseball player who just added a little more gatorade to his diet than he expected. Barry Bonds!!!
by Scottizzle Swansizzle December 31, 2007
Get the Barry Bondsmug. by jsexy76 December 20, 2011
Get the Gold Bondingmug. When two mated werewolves have have great sex, just before they orgasm they half turn so there eyes glow and their canines extend. When this is happening the both feel drawn to eachothers neck. Both of the mates bite into eachothers necks and then they are together connected forever or till one of them dies. Afterward they are able to feel eachothers emotions and talk telepathically. Their connection is strongest after sex and each mate is able to put up a "mind block" if needed
Helen slid back Elise's long dark hair and frowned
"Is everything okay between you and Kane? You have not blood bonded yet."
"Is everything okay between you and Kane? You have not blood bonded yet."
by A3181 June 4, 2015
Get the Blood bondmug. Person 1: I failed all my courses but daddy bought be a degree at bond University
Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront
Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront
by uqrat May 12, 2009
Get the Bond Universitymug. A beautiful girl, I love her so much and she means the world to me
Please be mine you are perfect in every single way
Please be mine you are perfect in every single way
by The guy with a cool jumper December 6, 2014
Get the Lauren bondmug.