Birkenstock bulldyke

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.

Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Birkinian

The act of defecating during masturbation.

(Birkin-Ian) Bro, I heard Ryan through the wall last night and I could swear he did a birkinian.

by anonymous November 13, 2023

Birkenstock stink

When someone does such a bad rangus on their sandals it becomes saturated with stink. Then a cow comes along and sucks it all up.

Dorian had some major Birkenstock stink going on

by Poner May 9, 2024

Birkenstocked

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth

Oh I’m not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024

birkenstockholme syndrome

Kidnapped by hippies, but you like it.

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.

by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024

Birkencrocs

The nickname for the rubber version of the typically fabric sandal.

"I always wear my Birkencrocs to the beach, they are easily washed off."

by DOCMAC May 16, 2025

Birkenhead, Wirral

Max Rolls

Alright Max love, ye from over the water, Birkenhead, Wirral?

by jasonkellowlad May 18, 2025