Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.

Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!

by surf biffin August 3, 2007

Wendy's Bender

The acting out of the urge to go to the Wendy's drive-thru around 1130-1200 midnight and ordering a dozen Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, 3 Biggie Fries, Six 5-Piece Nuggets with Sweet N Sour Sauce, A Large Frosty, and 2 Biggie Cokes per person and proceeding to consume all of the said food in one sitting in the parking lot, all the while throwing the wrappers and containers out your window so the workers (or birds) have to clean up your mess. Usually preceded by smoking a ton of pot while driving around on a friday or saturday night. Very popular in Southeastern MA.

Alex: "Oh man, I'm fucking baked...let's make it a Wendy's Bender tonight!!!"

Gerry: "Fuck yeh!!! And let's let those poor underpaid workers clean up all our sandwich wrappers off the ground hahaha!!!"

by Noizehed August 30, 2006

Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 5, 2011

Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.

"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.

by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010

all night bender

Basically a highly banterous party which lasts all night. Drinking and dancing is most likely involved.

"Hey Paul, you feeling going out tonight?"
"Nah bro, I'm going on a all night bender"

by mtuck504 June 29, 2015

lifes.a.bender

a famous instagram page that started as ironic shitposting & memes but is developing into a critique of modern day culture and what it means to be a post-coming of age girlie dealing with the trials of love, sex, bad music, drugs and skater boys

do you follow lifes.a.bender? it’s my favorite account

by internetgrl888 August 23, 2021

Binders full of women

Mitt Romney's organization system for the females he wants working for him. May also refer to warehouses filled with bound women. Common product of commercialist states.

When Romney requested more women for his Massachusetts cabinet: "They brought us binders full of women!"

by Zuuu19 October 16, 2012