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Took a Bernie

When you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can't afford insurance herself.
I just Took A Bernie on my local small business grocery store. How dare they not be as rich as the CEO of Kroger?!
by lulzSec, bitch February 7, 2017
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eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.
Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!
by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022
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Bernie Sanders

by Rachel_Bouchard16 January 29, 2017
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bernie

to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.
Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.
by frank mustafa December 26, 2007
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bernie

bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...
david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here
by TAMPABAYLINNIE May 3, 2010
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morgan bernier

A complete bitch from Johnston, Rhode Island who looks like an ego pancake took to much adderall and snorted coke. Don’t mess with her though, because she might whip the stick out of her ass to hit someone with. Or maybe she’s looking for it deep inside because her head’s up there too. She looks like the Wendy’s logo gone WRONG. Eek.
We don’t need the death sentence, just lock them in a room with a ‘Morgan Bernier’. They won’t make it 10 minutes. Stupid fucking Wendy’s logo lookin’ ass.
by GayBitchWithCommonFuckingSense September 26, 2020
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dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.
TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole
by Daniel September 2, 2003
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