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Island Beater

A car in Hawaii that you get for cheap,most likely due to your other car payment being too high or not being able to afford gas on your “expensive car”.
“Lunsford, how much did you buy that island beater for?”

“I bought this hooptie for $200.”
by YoUSAHOE November 26, 2019
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dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries
Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”
by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019
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Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.
by Dr. Kim sum dum June 8, 2021
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ribcage beater

The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.
Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal pipe"

Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not yet satisfied"
by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023
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Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017
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grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.
HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!
by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018
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bing bong blaster

you put your dick in a bong and get it wet with the marijuana wax then you have anal sex to get the other person high
cam:yo i gave my girl a bing bong blaster last night
william:ngl thats gross
by bingbongblastercreator January 20, 2020
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