slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...

a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

Batter Bomb

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.

After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.

by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012

batteriea

when you shit batteries

"the other day I had some mad batteriea"

by bigmonkeywoman March 31, 2013

battery nipples

when your nipples look like the end of a battery. The Positive end.

Guy 1: Hey you know jasmine?
Guy 2: Thick jasmine?
Guy 1: NO, Battery nipples Jasmine
Guy 2: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH... Like the end of a battery?
Guy 1: DUH

by Anal Cherry Herpes. July 3, 2016