bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

bathroom

A placer where you take a shit, Pee, Vomit, jerk off, and all that shit

Oh shit Im Horny let me take some lube and this porn mag

I gotta take a shit, can you say bathroom.

Shit dude, don't pee on the bush go to the bathroom

Shit dude you drank a 5th of Vodka, ima vomit, let me go to the bathroom

by AC December 21, 2003

public bathroom

SMELLS LIKE TOTAL SHIT!!!!!
(Worse than hell)

Gaad Daim, it smellz liek yur mohmma in hear!

by I luv dubya March 5, 2005

bathroom runners

People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.

The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .

by Crammy January 6, 2008

bathroom lips

(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.

Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.

by Joker321 May 25, 2008

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013