Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022

My Dawgs Are Barking

This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.

After walking in all that slime my dawgs are barking

by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023

My Dawgs Are Barking

This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.

After walking in all that slime my dawgs are barking

by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023