Bantinho

A person who is able to use banter with flair.

Did you hear Bantinho on the train last night, I've never laughed so much before in my life. It was the verbal equivalent of stepovers with his banter

by Banter's Best Friend November 26, 2009

basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

banging the drum

The act of tonguing the periniem (area between the testes and the anus) vigorously

Douche 1: So I was totally getting head from this thot and then she started banging the drum!
Douche 2: *100 emoji*

by marginalised-helmsman July 14, 2016

batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

Banging on a sewer pipe

Fucking an ugly person

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”

by EeezEats.com December 24, 2018

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

banging tastebuds

making out but better

Dave: “hey mike what’d you do with Susie last night?”

Mike: “we hung out at the football game and afterwards we were banging tastebuds in my car.”

Dave: “Sweet shit dude!”

by noodleyarms August 24, 2020