Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill
Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava
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I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"
Guy: *dies*
Spectator: *dies as well*
The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
Guy: *dies*
Spectator: *dies as well*
The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
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