Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.

You got a 1000 bodies and ain’t old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

Alabama Barker by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025

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Alabama Barker

You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

Alabama Barker by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025

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Alabama Barker

When you have sex with a relative (cousin, sibling, etc.) in the doggy position.

Gave my cousin the Alabama Barker last night.

Alabama Barker by CassiaLethe January 5, 2026

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big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname

Damnn it's big batty barker!

big batty barker by Finramp June 14, 2016

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kayleigh debra barker

She has huge cankels, that weigh her down when she walks. But she gives good neck ;)

Hello Kayleigh debra barker I love you

kayleigh debra barker by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 6, 2019

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pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.

This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.

pulling a Barker by derettahs October 14, 2020

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Rianna Jade Barker

Best. Sister. Ever. PERIODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Cayden :Have you seen, Rianna Jade Barker today? Well I mean the most amazing sister since 2001!
Carter: Yeah! I saw her in her room watching YouTube and doing her hair. We are supposed to go Pokémon shopping later with Tyler and Kaylyn.
Cayden: Can I come?
Carter: Sure! Let’s get the Mew Booster Box!
Cayden: Yay!

Rianna Jade Barker by CaydenALuckyBrother April 19, 2022

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