Attack of the Brokeback

To be:
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity

Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.

by Christophe Graham July 17, 2006

Depression Attack

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.

“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”

by iiPureGarbage March 05, 2018

orgasmic attack

When you have a random orgasm.

Did you see Stacy have an orgasmic attack on Saturday

by Fyufl December 10, 2017

wank attack

When suddenly you get horny for no reason and your hands go down your pants and you wank by pure instinct.

His hands started to shake, and then dove down his pants. "Oh shit, I'm having a wank attack!" he wailed.

by wankwad23 May 15, 2004

Attack of the clones

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.

Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.

by smpoza February 14, 2009

dictionary attack

A hacking attempt in which the attacker tries to log in with your username and a password. Each time the attacker tries he uses a different word in the dictionary.

My password was "password," so our corporate infrastructure fell to a dictionary attack.

by Bryant Gumbel February 20, 2003

titi attack

The type of attack that is also known as a "freak out" but in this case is so great that a persons titis start going all over the place.
There are five degrees of a titi attack: 1 being very mild and 5 being very severe.

Vicky had a titi attack when she realized she wasnt the titi attack creator.

by titi R titi V September 08, 2010