Awake

When you got fucking pissed the night before and now you're up at 6am wondering, hoping and being sorry in everyway for everything you've done and said.

Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.

Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.

Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.

Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.

Jen, you're mega aware of life.

Nah, I'm just awake.

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

arakel

a handle for a gamer who is never at fault

arakel swore it was not his fault for losing at counter-strike, but instead because his teammates suck

by dpa May 29, 2004

ASABEA

The gorgeous and virteous lady you will ever find. Intelligent, brave, God fearing. She makes you happy when you're her friend. Sometimes shy when many people are around .
ASABEA hates to be forced to do something she dislikes. Very difficult to convince .
She instantiates and epitomizes positive friendship.

Her memory is difficult to let go if you have an encounter with an ASABEA . An ASABEA lives by her promise.

ASABEA can dance ;dancing lady.
She's just ASABEA and EFUA ADEPA is her sister .

You will love to friend ASABEA.

by @Sanekpakpa December 1, 2019

Asael

Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.

Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.

Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.

by ilikeburgers47 January 15, 2021

Asahel

Nice. Mean. Meanest, Nicest. Nice.

Not a retard, LGBTQ or +.

Too bad, others.

Asahel just cares. That's all. Y'all. All Y'all, yo. Y'know, nah. Mahn.

by Insane THE Clown February 6, 2022

sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.

Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.

by Dornelio June 8, 2010

Anticipation Awakening

When someone sets an alarm clock, but wakes up just before it actually goes off.

Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.

"I don't know why I keep setting my alarm every morning, because I just end up waking up 10 minutes before it goes off".

"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".

by Expanding The English Language December 6, 2010