Artemii

A really cool,ginger,Russian boy!Likes cards and going to Molos!Lives in Cyprus!PHD😂

Girl: Oh Artemii is so cool,i love him.

by Artemii Blyat March 20, 2018

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 8, 2009

Marlboroltory Arrest

When a smoker dies from not having a cigarette.

Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!

Dude: Fucking Smokers...

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Cardigan Arrest

Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.

Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.

John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.

by BPWP January 1, 2013

resisting arrest

The act of resisting a police officer who is trying to either arrest or detain you.

Officer 1: Why did you bring that guy in?
Officer 2: Well I detained him because he had drugs on him but he started running so now I have to book him for resisting arrest

by Liam Kline September 26, 2019

sudden CPU arrest

Noun

1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.

Abbreviation: SCA

My laptop died of sudden CPU arrest.

by word.doc June 28, 2009

Artemio

A self entitled piece of shit who thinks that they are full of themselves. They think just because they are Mexican that they are good at soccer. Show no equality, and also think they can pull all the girls. They are obsessive over their exes and they try to cover everything up by acting like a complete child. Artemio is the worst person ever to be alive. Specifically a reincarnation of Hitler :)

Mr. Artemio thinks he is the fucking shit.

by justuraveragehoe March 5, 2019