Heinous Anus

When someone has HELLACIOUS gas!

Jake gave Jamie a Dutch Oven, and she screamed, "OH MY GOD!! You have heinous anus!!!"

by Two-Hands October 21, 2009

anus agony

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

by Mazuel-Aziz November 4, 2006

slim anus

Originally a nickname given to Eminem by ICP, however it can be used to describe someone who's never had anal sex, therefore leaving their anus slim.

You hear me rippin those fart out? It's cause I got a slim anus.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Anus aniliation

when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!

Anus aniliation kills the butthole

by MARSHAMAR September 5, 2007

anus munchies

it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.

Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"

Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."

Person 1 - "anus munchies"

Person 2 - "You're a dick"

by old man haskins June 12, 2008

Anusdrill

Drilling into one's anus.

Word did not exist until Harmonix banned it from the rockband network

Hey, i gave that girl a good anusdrill last night.

Can i give you an anusdrill?

by ThisWordMakesNoSense January 21, 2010

anuscake

to partake of manual faeces removal

i'm just nipping to the toilet to bake an anuscake

by chan gooler August 31, 2008