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Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.
Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
by calhopkins December 17, 2006
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apple pen

That shitty pointless pen that apple made.
I bought a apple pen for my new iPhone 6!
by Theft Tv March 6, 2016
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Bone apple tea

The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.
Got myself some chicken permission tonight... Bone apple tea!
by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018
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Apple job

When the man/woman tickles the area of intersection between the top of the ass and the lower back of the other man/woman with their tongue. This creates the appearance of an apple when the scenario is viewed in profile where the ass is the apple and the tongue looks like a leaf oscillating in the wind.

Commonly used as foreplay before commencing to toss the salad.
{applies to them faggots as well}
"Hey prison bitch, want an apple job before i toss yo salad......come hither nigger".
by ataman91 April 15, 2009
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applebees

An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
by Ksarah August 10, 2007
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Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything
Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"
by Buggy424 March 17, 2009
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Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.
Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.
by c0re_M August 25, 2008
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