apple

Head of a man's penis.

Women prefer a man's Apple over a wussbag's PC.

by InternetPlayer January 15, 2007

Apple

To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Bite my apple, ignoramus.

by Little sandwiches June 19, 2010

Apple

1)The thing that knocks Newton's head.
2)Another name for a red fat monster
3)A home for worms
4)Food
5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone

'Fuck! I was knocked by an APPLE!' Newton

by Castfield March 2, 2009

appling

The sexual practice of inserting apples into one's rectum or vaginal cavity. In some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one's sexual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one's body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to sexual partners. Besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.

After John tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to crap out a giant apple. It also gave him a pink sock.

by eljakeo April 11, 2005

apple

a scrumptious fruit

princess mia bit into the red apple. What a scrumptious fruit! she thought

by jungobananas August 5, 2008

Apple

Someone who sleeps around, is promiscuous, sells their body for money/crack, etc. Synonyms: slut, sleazy suzie,holla back girl,crack whore, slutbag, whorebag, etc. someone who is just all around a very appley individual

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ex. 1
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that girl? she's somethin, isn't she?
guy 2: ya, i slept with her last night actually. she's really just a huge apple
guy 1: she's my girlfriend...
guy 2: oh....
(awkward pause)
guy 1: ya, what an apple.

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ex 2
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that guy?
guy 3: the one who just said he did your girlfriend?
guy 1: ya, him. what a fuckin man-apple

by the Webster Dictionary June 9, 2008

apple

The last line of defense against Microsoft taking over the world.

If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.

by Mr. Hamster Man December 1, 2009