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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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WHy is Cisco not answering tilly

He is so I love he won’t answer her 🤣💞
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answerful

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The answer to life, the universe, and everything

42(search this on google)
Hey, you know that scene from Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy? The answer to life, the universe, and everything ? Yeah the answer is 42.
by DanielTheCake September 6, 2020
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How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.
"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"
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Answer Blip

Its a short answer to a question that includes less than 10 words. If gives you your answer quickly with no fluff. It was made popular by www.answerblip.com
Q:What's the only city inside another city. Answer Blip: Vatican City
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