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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Alissa

The most perfect, beautiful, stunning girl ever imaginable.
I found my own Alissa
by Geraldo Polski August 21, 2025
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Alissa

A very large women who squirts pepper palace sauce out of her ass. Alissa is one who never walks only uses a scooter, but most likely breaks it because of her large size. If you ever encounter a large Alissa, you might want to run because she will eat or sit on you, resulting in death immediately.
Woah did you see that big bitch, yeah that’s Alissa.
by Tanya & Craig April 1, 2025
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Alissa

“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth
What’s that”
by Old Broom April 1, 2025
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Code Alissa

When you crash your car so badly, it won't move
The car is fucked, I just had a code Alissa...
by Zero Comment October 5, 2021
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You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.
“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”
by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022
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