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an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

๐Ÿ˜€ they're so weird

๐ŸงŽ โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ โ™€๏ธ i promise kpop fans are not like that

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr
by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021
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Absolute Zero

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
by Kyle the tutor February 19, 2012
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Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.
Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
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Absolute fuckwit wankers

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers
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Absolute

Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.

Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
You met Steve yet?

No, is he a total?

No, not quite, he's an absolute.
by samebleedingbit February 23, 2011
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Absolute Chad

Wow did you see miles??
Yeah heโ€™s an Absolute Chad.
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absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites
Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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