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Patrick

Being the most over the top, ginger, ridiculously extra person to ever exist
"Patrick set something on fire again"
by brittanyjacobs04 October 21, 2016
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Patrick

A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.
What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"Says Joe
by Joe Finkelberry January 13, 2010
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Patrick

A complete loser and moron and dumber than any one else
Guy#1:Look at Patrick man, he's jiggling!

Guy#2:I know!!!! Patrick's such a little chode nugget.
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Patrick

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by serpent1001 June 27, 2016
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Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe
omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick
by bigslayer77181 January 1, 2017
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Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 20, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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