get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

“Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021

mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

by cut the cards August 8, 2022

Boily Mop

The male variation of the term “girly pop”

Man: HEY THERE GIRLY POP

Woman: HII BOILY MOP

by raindrops01 June 26, 2023

Mop-head

A person with long hair and is highly annoying

Person1 "Did you see thatMop-head the other day."
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX August 19, 2016

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

by Sandy4ever98 March 28, 2019

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016