misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head

Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.

by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021

Misted

When u “missed” ur friend

“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much”

by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018

Booty mist

The mist of water that is thrown onto your windshield from a passing truck or semi when driving in the rain on the highway.

"That car just blinded me with their damn booty mist."

by NoH8IN May 5, 2021

China Mist

The act of giving a Hot Karl while having diarrhea.

After a hard night of drinking and a Taco Bell after party, I went to give my girl a Hot Karl but it turned out to be a China Mist.

by Schwoz December 9, 2014

Mist

The phenomenon that occurs when Gaia leaves her diffuser on for to long.

The name Gaia is derived from the Greek goddess of earth and is pronounced Guy-a.
A diffuser is a device that spreads something over a wide area. It can be used to humidify.

There is a lot of Mist, she must have forgotten to turn off her diffuser again!

by Nazuria October 23, 2020

Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.

Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.

by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024