The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.
by jjbugs October 27, 2018
Get the number zeromug. A number to describe an amount that actually exists even though you'd prefer noone called you on your bullshit.
by shitcakes69 November 6, 2020
Get the Non zeromug. Something cooler than cool. Something so cool it can only be described by the fictional temperature “double zero”.
See also, “zero”
See also, “zero”
“Did you see that Keanu Reeves is giving away autographed super cars filled with puppies?” “Yeah! Thats double zero.”
by Itsmee November 10, 2020
Get the Double Zeromug. Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.
Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!
A FEW DAYS LATER.
Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!
A FEW DAYS LATER.
Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.
by Glitchguy March 25, 2023
Get the Zero Twomug. When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.
In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.
In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.
"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."
by Fuch naut November 18, 2019
Get the leading zeromug. The conservation of all resources by means of responsible production, consumption, reuse and recovery of all products, packaging, and materials, without burning them, and without discharges to land, water or air that threaten the environment or human health.
I can achieve a zero waste lifestyle by refilling my hand sanitizer and shampoo bottles at the Eco Now store in Orange County, California.
by Pauley10 October 19, 2020
Get the Zero Wastemug.