Beam Attack

It all started when Daniel of the Falboat YouTube channel made a small skit about killing a Waddle Dee and then everyone started to obsess over it, making animations and memes.

Suddenly, Failboat makes a few more parts. Everyone loved it. So much, that he can never say Beam, use any beam attack or even use the Beam Ability without live chat quadrupling in speed saying "BEAM ATTACK"

Beam Attack!

Oh I missed I'll get him next time...
Beam Attack!
Maybe this one will hit him!
Beam Att-
*waddle dee fucking waddle dies*

by Glitchguy August 28, 2023

I Am All Of Me

The one song from the edgy gun game about a hedgehog with black fur. You can’t blame him. He is, he is, he is all of him. It feels like every day is the same. Wake up, look at the Fire in the Sky Festival, be awesome... brood, think about... her. It's so... dull and... lifeless.

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME WALK INTO MY MYSTERY STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEEEAR LIIIIFE DO YOU REMEMBER ME CAPTURE YOU OR SET YOU FREEEE I AM ALL I AM ALL OF ME

by Glitchguy April 10, 2023

NJM

Some stupid money insurance company that tries to stand out by not having a jingle or mascot. Seriously, I see them too much. My YouTube Premium subscription expired. And they are everywhere. this is the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl. ALL OF THEIR ADS ARE ABOUT HOW THEY ARENT “GIMMICKY” THOUGH MASCOTS DEFINE A COMPANY. What would Disney be if Mickey Mouse wasn’t their cash cow- I mean mascot? And old spice without the classic and memorable jingle? ITS EVEN THEIR NAME! “No Jingles or Mascots” LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE

NJM is everywhere and I hate it. I hate THEM. They are the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl.

by Glitchguy May 13, 2023

SCP-4521

SCP-4521 is a tree. It's a silent tree. It's way too silent. It doesn't scream. It has to scream. Do you know how many tests have been done? THEY EVEN KILLED A TREE GENETICALLY RELATED TO 4521. THEY TRIED EVERYTHING.

"I hate SCP-4521 so much I want to scream"

by Glitchguy October 15, 2023

SMG4

A popular Youtuber of which makes nonsense Mario videos as a joke and sometimes makes serious high-effort content with lore.

“Hello? SMG4? I’ve had enough of your psychotic episode.” -SMG3, It’s Gotta Be Perfect

by Glitchguy March 24, 2023

Exetior

The one, the only, SONIC.EXE! Well, that’s what everyone thinks his name is. His name is actually Exetior. He is a demon who possessed Kyle’s copy of Sonic The Hedgehog and then killed him. Before Kyle died, he send a letter and the disk to his friend Tom, who unknowingly plays the game and is also taken down instead of destroying it. Well, when he destroys it it’s too late. He looks on his bed and sees a plush of the possessed sonic on his bed. That’s when he knows he fucked up.

So, did you know his name is not Sonic.EXE? Yup. The children who can’t read the real thing are wrong. who would have guessed. His name is Exetior. This is not cap.

by Glitchguy June 08, 2023

Baller

One of the 4 warriors in Boss Fighting Stages on roblox, who would be later turned into a meme via “stop posting about baller”. Baller’s dynamic weapon is the dodgeball. For his level 25 attack, he throws 3 balls at once. For his level 50 attack, he throws a giant super ball. Judging by the dialogue, Baller seems like a chill and confident person in battle. He also has the ice spirit (Dezadon) as his sparring partner.

Hey, have you played BFS? I usually play as Baller.

by Glitchguy March 24, 2023